In this satirical video, we show why school choice is crucial: just like shopping for pants, one size, style, and color doesn’t work for everyone. Limited educational options leave much to be desired, and offering families more choices leads to better outcomes for students.

Mom: Er, excuse me.

Salesman: Yessssss?

Mom: These pants are all the same.

Salesman: Yes. I know.

Mom: I need something for my son. These won’t fit.

Salesman: Oh, they fit great.

Mom: But he’s nine.

Salesman: Oh…

Mom: You don’t have something smaller?

Salesman: Oh, well, room to grow if you ask me!

Mom: I wasn’t asking. Are you telling me this is all you have?

Salesman: They hardly fade after the first wash.

Mom: That’s great, but what if I need a different size or color or style?

Salesman: Oh… you want choices. Choice is not a good idea.

Mom: What? We all don’t want the exact same thing.

Salesman: I think I know what my customer wants.

Customer: Told you they wouldn’t fit.

Salesman: Ahh, you look great.

Narrator: Education isn’t one–size–fits–all. Choice is a good thing. Join our team to fight for school choice. Please visit readycolo.org.